He Tried to Reignite an Old Flame

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I feel like that's the mugshot of a man saying, "I have my reasons, and I'd do it again."
- i was thinking his face read "mission accomplished"
  
  The headline says he merely tried to burn the house tho... If the mission was accomplished, then perhaps he was trying to burn something specific that was on the house? A roach perhaps?
- His head looks a little concave on the right side, but I'm sure it's just his hair
  
  I'm worried it's not just his hair. I can't unsee it now
- He definitely knows who he is
- Goofy, you're facing 10 years in prison
Maybe its less about the fire and more about the neighbor. No leaf blowers before 8, Dave!
- He told them to stop parking in his driveway. First the car. Then their house
Relight my fire 🎵
At least he is consistent.
The only other person I’ve seen smile that way is Bill Paxton.

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