This one was made by Clifton Meek who did some of these in the early years. Meek's lettering is a lot clearer than A.D. Condo's, though his characters people drawn are about the same quality and in this strip at least, he seems to have skipped the backgrounds.
Yeah, I keep trying to figure out if it's a paradox, or what you'd have to do to make it a paradox, but I get confused. I think E-Tru had the right idea in "cutting the Gordian knot" by just bonking the guy.
I believe that money can buy anyone and for the folks it can't you can use money to get the things they want. I mean, we're talking about the magical land of hypotheticals where we have infinite money.