Like clockwork
Like clockwork
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I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn't constantly under DDOS attacks
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So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.
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I was shocked when I found out how common external/bleeding hemorrhoids can be(Almost 3/4 adults will have them from time to time).
Then it all clicked when I realized people sit on the toilet for 15min+, which is a major contributor to that condition.
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My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don't get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?
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I'd say it's more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general.
I've been there for an hour a couple of times, I've never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it's time to avoid it altogether.
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15 minutes? Amateur.
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Do your legs ever fall asleep
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Nope. Years of experience hiding in the bathroom from my kids.
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A squatty potty really helps in the department of prolonged toilet sitting.
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You know a courtesy flush will take care of the aroma.
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But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?
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Now do your leg that has long fell asleep
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A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.
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You're supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!
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But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.
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Rookie numbers.
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Thank you for a legit belly laugh.
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Sadly, that's work for me. "You can go to the bathroom, but you have to finish these three orders first." Thanks, brain. Fuck you.
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this made me laugh way too much lmao
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Me rn (or my poop more accurately)
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I should leave, damn
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Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.
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That reminds me of the early days of R*ddit.
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Literal shitpost.
It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.