On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
I'm at a fucking :.|:; for words
Like this :.|:;
Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So โ Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through like so)
Words like last names?
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
Anon discovers Oedipus.
No, its gay. Oedicoc
reverse oedipus
Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโt really his dad. Thatโs why they never recognised each other
8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโs gay, so all power to him.
I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
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