107 0 ReplyThat's not even the dutch flag
26 0 Replybut it is ? right ? colors a bit pale, but... I think it is
10 0 ReplyNot enough carrots.
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reminded me of this one:
92 0 ReplyHonestly a great comeback for someone who gets called daddy against their will lol
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Tbf, there's nothing serious about the sentence "spank me daddy".
79 0 ReplyFair enough.
18 0 ReplyUhh depends on the context
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I still find it weird that the word daddy, you know, the word you lovingly use as a child for your father also has a very sexual other use.
I dont know what you guys do or did with your dad when you where little but this is just beyond crazy.
Or does the entire US population has oudipus complex?
44 0 ReplyI take it you've never broken both your arms
31 0 ReplyWhat are you doing, step-Hadriscus?
10 0 ReplyNooooooo. Stop right there....
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It’s not just a US thing
18 0 ReplyToo many people had absent fathers probably
14 0 ReplyI didn't... daddy uwu
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We are all collectively trolling the prudes
14 0 Reply"Daddy" somehow made its way out of the DD/lg or DD/lb kink all the way into vanilla sex world, somehow. I have idea how it did that but yeah, it used to be contained within a specific, semi-popular kink
12 0 ReplyThe oldest use of "X's daddy" to refer to someone other than X's father or father figure dates back to 1681... It was used by prostitutes "in reference to their pimps or to an older male customer. The connection was that pimps - a mostly male group - took care of the prostitutes financially, much like how a father provides for his child's financial needs.
https://www.acelinguist.com/2017/11/the-deal-with-daddy.html?m=1
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Actually the proper term is 'billenkoek'
39 0 ReplyRight? They totally missed the actual insane part. And this is a word that Dutch people really use.
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We all know Dutch isn't real, it's a prank played by the Dutch people on the rest of the world.
38 0 ReplyIt's so obvious too that it's a fake language because they all speak English.
24 0 ReplyWe will still give you forms in our made up language. It's hilarious.
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I prefer to learn languages actually used by nations worldwide, like Klingon or toki pona
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I see the Scots Wikipedia guy has found a new way to pass the time.
29 0 ReplyAre you kidding. I love this!
Every time I see a dutch sentence I got a bigger and bigger feeling that it is the german language with the poetry of a romance one.24 0 ReplyHad to go to translator and confirm this one.
Damn. Wow.
18 0 ReplyTbf, I think it's translated to "give me a clap papa". But I'm basing that on interpolation as a swede
15 0 ReplySame here, except as a Dane. Hi neighbor! 👋
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Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.
13 0 ReplyThis translation is off. The Dutch translation is too nice compared to what the English is trying to convey.
Translating it back it would mean "Hit me dad"
A more literal Dutch translation of the first sentence would be "Geef me kletsen pappie"
12 0 ReplyOh man, that's so much more serious
6 0 ReplySla mij, vader.
2 0 ReplyThe more you know lol
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Wait till you find out that English and Hindi are in the same language group.
1 0 ReplyFüdlitätsch.
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