"English"

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"Portuguese"
- I didn't spot that!
UK : English (Traditional)
US : English (Simplified)
- Ours is the traditional pronunciation. You fucks changed it after we left because you didn’t like to sound like provincial rebels.
  
  Christ, we can't even have a c/britishproblems without the yanks coming and sticking their oars in.
- To be fair, English could really use some simplification. It's fucking bonkers.
  
  Webster should have spelled the words the way they sounded while he was dropping all those u’s.
Aww is the empire sad they got out-empired?
You guys invented English, we perfected it.
- *butchered it
  
  Yeah, well, y'all'rn't doin' anything interesting with it, so we made it better.
- It's all a bit shit tbh mate
  
  Nah, but it is shite
- took out some unnecessary letters, changed how to spell gray so everyone's always confused about which is right. overall good stuff
Well, to be fair, we did win the war, so we (in effect) conquered England, which means we took ownership of the language as spoils of war.

I have no vested interest in that statement, but will argue vehemently in favor of it for entertainment purposes.
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