A fart that serious wouldn't seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
I have two on my sound board, but you do you
No. You own that shit, pun very much intended
Just pop a "😎" in the chat. No further elaboration required.
This is the right answer
Follow it up with
Thanks, Taco Bell
And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.
I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets
"Free Taco Bell" is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense because you got arrested for protesting the war after class
Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that's their kink 🤷
I'd always heard if you're presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of "I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one." But I'm not sure how relevant that is for OP's situation.
Like a god damned King, Anon. That's how.
Woah! I knew that was gonna be impressive and I was taught to share!
Now you are a part of a joke that will live on in those people's heads for their life.
You can’t mess with tradition, you gotta enter on the tail of an epic fart!
Assert dominance, do it again.
"oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn't notice we were already muted."
