🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

You know how in comic books there are alternate realities where the writers get to explore ideas like "What if Superman was the bad guy?" without turning their main setting into a dystopia? We're in one of those. "What if terrorists attacked and then everyone lost their minds?"

(On Earth Prime, there was no such thing as a hanging chad, Gore won the election, and somehow he prevented 9/11.)

somehow he prevented 9/11
Not even necessary. The Bush administration's response to 9/11 caused most of the damage. We'd be living in a whole different world if Gore had been in charge, even if 9/11 happened the same way.
- I remember the halcyon days when we thought W was the dumbest president ever
- Bush: terrorists based in Afghanistan did this.
  Me in the early 2000s: uh huh.
  Bush: so we're invading Iraq.
  Me: makes sens-wait what?? Why the fuck for?
- I think you're right, but I hope the writers wouldn't have something pointlessly horrible like that happen in the main universe. Unless this is one of those edgy comics where Batman shoots people...
If Gore being the president stopped 9/11 does that prove that Bush did 9/11?

Blue Grass: I shot my cheating wife and hung myself 🤠 🪕

the melody: 🎶energetic foot stompin barn rompin high tempo banjos & fiddles🎶
the lyrics: this drought is killing my village so we're turning the last of the grain into whiskey so at least we can die smiling

🎶 You dumb motherfuckers want a key change? 🎶

"I walk and talk like a field hand, but these boots I'm wearin' cost three grand!"
🎶 Thematically meandering, emphatically pandering 🎶

Panopticon's Kentucky is the best recent country\bluegrass with a side of black metal. This album is about this one time coal miners sang hymns, cooperated and took weapons to defend themselves against both blood-sucking corporates and the national guard. If there'd be the word 'based' in Merriam-Webster, it would refer to these fights and that album.

they'll pee YOUR pants too, man.. you just go ahead and give 'em a reason.. they'll pee ALL your pants!!

OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHERE?!

That's a scarecrow

I put my hands on your body,
It feels hay it's THE FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN
- Cold night Cold beer Cold jeans Strike that last one

One my favorite Bo Burnham songs! Thanks for bringing this up.

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