Steak
You skipped a few levels:
I have a friend that likes it well done. I cook it to medium well because I love them
Where I am from, ordering a medium gets you a sideways glance, and anything above that gets you bodily tossed out of any self-respecting household or establishment.
I love them
Your steak, your friend's steak, or your friend?
His friend probably
Great, now I'm all hungry for steak.
Vegans hate this one weird trick
Cows give a lot for us. Goddamn I want some stake tho.