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When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. 😒
36 0 ReplyShit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?
50 0 ReplyMidi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album
17 0 Reply40's the new 30.
12 0 Replyyeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile
(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)
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You and literally everyone else in the world
19 0 ReplyFlashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.
7 0 ReplyCareful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel
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