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When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. 😒
Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?
Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album
40's the new 30.
Yeah but 50 is the new 60
yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile
(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)
You and literally everyone else in the world
Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.
lol and your username
Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel
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