Whoever owns this truck is pretty stable

ben garrison cum edits on lemmy
- Imagine if Republicans all felt sexually secure instead of taking it out on the rest of us.
- The license plate is chef's kiss
- bless

Hmmm, I wonder what it was about Obama's election that bothers them so much more than earlier Democrats...

That dastardly healthcare thingy.
It was the tan suit wink wink
- No, it was the dijon mustard

Now, his truck poses a paradox.

"The alpha males are back". So, by that phrase alone, suggests that the alpha males were removed from their place of power. But if they were removed from their place of power, were they really the alpha males to begin with?

Hmmmmmm. The mind wonders. But hopefully not for too long, since this is stupid. It's all stupid. None of this matters. I hope he hits a pothole, and breaks his axel. Then he can yell at his government for not fixing the pothole, and the government can tell him that taxes were lowered during the trump years, and now the city doesn't have as large of a budget for all those city services.....like filling potholes.

Wait is this the cum on it snowflake truck

If it's not, just gimme like 2-3 minutes...

I do remember Benghazi. It's the event Republicans spent years trying to find something illegal about at a huge waste of my tax dollars and were never able to.

It was where a prominent member of my gaming community was killed.
RIP Sean Smith/Vile Rat.
- o7 something something eyes forward the cyno something

What's moaon aabe

Molon labe, commonly translated as, "come and take them." Referencing the (likely apocryphal) story of King Leonidas saying this to Xerxes when he demanded they give up their arms. The Persian army then rolling over the Spartans easily. Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.
- THIS...IS...SPARTA, TN!!!
- Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.
  The reason being that they are uneducated morons that don't even read Greek, so someone had to tell them what it said too. But I'm guessing the person who asked here didn't then say, "I'm-a put that on my truck!"

I bet they're on the ACA

This guy's dick is so small even Science couldn't find it.

Someone should let this guy know Sparta's only strategy was a hoplite army that they couldn't field well. But by vehicle alone he looks like a "one solution" type.

Bold of you to think he even knows what a hoplite is.

That man will never find peace. Everyone else should be grateful we aren’t stuck spending our entire lives with him unlike him.

He might not find peace but he might find a job as a voting polling station attendant.
Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he's clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn't gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump's healthcare plan anyway.

What's that sandwiched between "Good riddance" and "stop aside girls"? It looks like the guns are supposed to spell something, but I can't figure out what.

It's supposed to be "coexist". A spoof of this, I suppose. I feel so owned.
- Ah, thanks. I'm not familiar with bumper sticker culture, so I've never seen this one before either.
Coexist, mocking a common liberal sticker.
Coexist
It's a play off a popular bumper sticker where the word is shortly using religious symbols.
Not sure if this was a lead into a joke or honest question, Im slow to some nuance when its just in text. Looks like "Coexist". Probably making fun of the similar decals spelled with religious symbols.
- Genuine question. I thought the two letters sandwiching the X were the same letter.

This person squirms rigidly in bed and grinds his teeth at night, every goddamned miserable night.
This person also viscerally, aggressively refuses to seek qualified mental and emotional care.

This is a clear example of what murdoch and limbaugh and infowars and breitbart and all that word-salad excrement does to the mind, what they push society towards.

When animals learn to drive.

It needs a few confederate battle flags, Israeli flags and/or SS runes.

They misspelled "coexist".