Here's the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won't live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?
Just had a relative get skipped over for a wedding invite for this nonsense. Turns out posts have consequences, and being sufficiently vague and inflammatory makes people think you're talking about them.
I would venture to say most people don't like people who feel comfortable ranting about random people in public regardless of how justified it is. We get enough of that shit from all sources of media. We don't need to hear hate and self-righteousness preached by our friends too. I'd rather not have a drama magnet at my wedding either.
It's wild how the same people who upvote antibullying comments and talk about how awful the orange guy is are the same ones who are horribly bullying, in threads the don't agree with.