Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’
Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’
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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’
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[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.
[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:
[14] "Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you."
The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.
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I'm a devout believer, now.
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s/now/meow/g
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Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.
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Story time:
One day, the organisation handling pet registration in my country called me up. The person on the phone clearly tried to put on their most compassionate voice when they told me my cat was unfortunately found dead, run over by a car.
Luckily, my cat was chilling in my lap in that very moment, or I would have freaked out.Turns out, there was a switch-up with the registration number of another cat.
I cleared it up with them, but 4 weeks later I still received a letter asking how I'm doing with the loss of my companion and if I might consider adopting another cat.I never did find out if the owners of the cat that got run over were ever informed.
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He just consumed one life, plenty more left.
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Such a cat thing to do....
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Life hack: when your cat dies, instead of paying for a funeral, wait for your neighbor to go on vacation, kidnap their cat, and tell them their cat died instead! They'll pay for the funeral, and a few days later you can release their cat so no harm's done.
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Duh, it was just one of his nine lives... smh 🙄
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Haaave you met Ted?
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Its jesus cat
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The cat is immortal
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Sounds like a really good reason not to let an animal you care about roam town on their own..
But what do I know.
(Kitty convict project represent!)