Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’

The cat sitter told Knight that Ted had just walked through the catflap. “I didn’t believe it at first,” Knight said. “I had to get her to FaceTime me live so that I could see that Ted was actually alive.”

Knight soon realised she had paid £130 to cremate someone else’s cat. When she later went to collect the ashes, she saw the urn had been labelled “Not Dead Ted”.

[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

[14] "Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you."

The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.

Story time:
One day, the organisation handling pet registration in my country called me up. The person on the phone clearly tried to put on their most compassionate voice when they told me my cat was unfortunately found dead, run over by a car.
Luckily, my cat was chilling in my lap in that very moment, or I would have freaked out.

Turns out, there was a switch-up with the registration number of another cat.
I cleared it up with them, but 4 weeks later I still received a letter asking how I'm doing with the loss of my companion and if I might consider adopting another cat.

I never did find out if the owners of the cat that got run over were ever informed.

The came back, the very next day, the cat came back... 🎶🎵🎶

He just consumed one life, plenty more left.

The Cat Came Back

Such a cat thing to do....

Life hack: when your cat dies, instead of paying for a funeral, wait for your neighbor to go on vacation, kidnap their cat, and tell them their cat died instead! They'll pay for the funeral, and a few days later you can release their cat so no harm's done.

Duh, it was just one of his nine lives... smh 🙄

When you put the wrong cat down

Haaave you met Ted?

Its jesus cat

The cat is immortal