Repost inspired by a true story.

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I hope it's not a pixel fold.
- consumption 🤮
- What's wrong with it?
  
  Try sticking one up your bunghole and report back.
OBLOGATE
- Sorry sweaty, I did highschool bio. Cats need to eat ensouled foods.
  
  Yeah where do you think their nine lives come from???
  
  Hi, sorry if this is obvious, but I have never heard of ensouled foods, and looking it up just gives me a few random things from games. What is it?
- OBLONGATE CARONVIR
- CARNIVAL
Best troll I've seen in a while. Can be taken either way!

Minus one point for low hanging fruit though, at this point even mentioning "diet" and "cat" in that sub will start a shit storm.
- No it can't, you obviously misunderstand this community. Of course, I don't expect carnists to have basic cognitive skills or they'd be vegan.
Naeva, that phone is now evidence. I'll be confiscating it. 🤘
- Evidence of how based I am
  
  A based rat is fine too.
So vegans can't have pets, but can vegans be pets OwO
- ÙwÚ this is Dommé peta, now get in the cage or I'll flog you with some organic jute.
I like how you think girl!

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