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12mo ago

Le cancer

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It says "Smoking is good for the British".
- One of us, one of us
- Directly yes but the meaning of that sentence is more akin to "I'm just going to bend over and take it" because that's what every French person is actually trying to say constantly.
  
  American tier banter
It says la cigarette cause le cancer.
THAT'S A BIG ASS CIGARETTE
- Where do I buy ass cigarettes
  
  Probably from Big
  
  I see you've never been to jail.
  
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- How can you tell without perspective?
le me
smoking le cigarette like a boss
gets le cancer
that-escalated-quickly.gif
- Sacre bleu
Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"
I took four years of French. I remember that "La" is feminine and "Le" is masculine. So a rough translation would be:
"The feminine something something the masculine something."
- Cigarettes are for women, cancer is for men
It says cigarette speaks cancer
- "Cause" doesn't only mean speaks, it can also mean causes. Cigarette causes cancer
  
  Ah merci pour l'info. J'ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle
- @Lokisan Not sure if it was a joke but why would a cigarette talks ? 😅
  @Gork
  
  yes it was a joke. "Cause" means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for "speak".
Le grille? What the hell is that.
- I was waiting for this comment. 😁
It says it will change your star sign bro.
- Give me tarot prognosis bro
  
  Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.
  Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.
English side ruined... Must use French instructions... "Le grille?!" What the hell is that?!
It says "I don't really speak french but I'll write something good enough".
Seriously, it sounds really weird.
But I le tirreed.
- then have a nap
  Then fire ze missiles!
Cancer is le bad.

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