2y ago

Bed, bath and beyond.

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The beyond being mould, I presume.
- Don’t forget mildew and wood rot!
  
  And you get to sleep in moist blankets...
Behold: bunkbath.
- In Germany we call it Wohnklo (live-in loo). Used to be a joke but I guess these days it's just reality.
- And we thought the double-decker couch was a monstrosity.
Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.
- $2500/month in Manhattan, opening bid. 2 months up front plus last month plus 2 months as security deposit. Must show 4x rent as minimum income.
- For £500 that's a shared bathroom.
  
  Ain't that the sad truth.
- What is Zone 3?
  
  It’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.
Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.
- It looks pretty damn structural 💀
- Looks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.
- Looks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.
I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...
- Some family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!
  
  Heh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.
Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!
- The mold and mildew in your mattress
  
  My friend had a bed wetter live with them for a few months. I can't imagine the mattress could get worse than that - this would be the perfect solution.
It's not practical, but it does look cozy.
Where's the slide?
- A water slide, if you will
$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required
What if... what if we slept on the bathroom loft together? 👉👈🥺
That's some fancy ass jail cell
When you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.
In Germany This is called an “Ein-Zimmer-Wohn-Klo” (One-Bedroom-Living-Toilet).

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