12mo ago

Pumpkin Spice Greenies. As in the dog treats. That is all.

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Basic bitches amirite
My dog goes nuts for pumpkin puree, but hates greenies, so I dunno
- Yeah, but pumpkin spice has no pumpkin in it.
  
  That's because it would more accurately be called pumpkin pie spice, since it's based on the spices that go into a pumpkin pie. I guess it's just too many words for the general public to comprehend.
  
  But these do have pumpkin in them.
They're dogs. The flavor they like is "butthole".
- My mom's dog goes nuts when she finds tissues coated in boogers in the trashcan or if she finds underwear that has been worn for a day. She acts like she's at an all you can eat buffet.
  
  I had a puppy that specifically ate the crotch of all my underpants in the laundry. She was pooping out ladybugs and tye dye for days.
  
  My dogs insist on eating their own eye boogers when I clean them, so that doesn't shock me.
- I'm told they also quite enjoy testicles, but my boy came to us without them.
Dogs love pumpkin. Dogs love cinnamon.
- Fr my dog loses her shit over pumpkin and greenies she will love these.
- Dogs hate grapes.
Honestly this is pretty funny. As long as they didn't remove the dog version of crack from these, 25% off sounds good too.
Now that thar is just dogtrination
and so it begins
- I'm certainly fucking weird, but I was fucking weird before I got any dogs.
  
  Who is this "weird" you all are referring to?
The indoctrination of man’s best friend.

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