1y ago

The birth of JD Vance’s first son

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Some memes get old really fast.
This isn't one of them.
Fucking couchfucker.
You're doing God's work. Scarring people for life. Keep on keepin on.
- No kidding, first thing I see:
  
  Yo
  
  Seeing an animated thumbnail of that is giving me flashbacks of the first time I watched Ring.
Can we all give a huge shout out to Always Sunny in Philadelphia for being great and being the one inspiration for so many memes?
perfection
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
- Sign up the offices for couch catalogs, too, c/o James Donald Bowman (JD Vance)
Ok so this is great, but where does the whole JD being a couch fucker thing come from? Is there some sort of evidence he did this or is it just some shit someone made up thats kind of funny?
- Made up thing as a little joke -> fact checkers did not realize it was a joke -> AP writes article saying "No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch" -> people spread funny article -> people start widely talking about it
  (Also didn't help that the AP ended up taking down their fact checking article because it bypassed their typical editing process, and people just saw that the article was taken down. Leading to even more spread of it)
  
  Don't forget the dolphin porn!
  
  "No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch"
  Did they provide any evidence? Or are we just supposed to take James David at his lack of word?
- Completely made up
  
  Neither you nor AP news can prove he hasn't fucked a couch
  
  One thing is currently very true - a lot of important people are asking questions about Vance and his couch. And the AP pulled down an article denying his sectional intercourse.
Jesus, can I please unsee that? A naked, oiled up Danny deVito needs a NSFL warning.
- This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
- Sorry, you're gonna have to be like the rest of us, turned on for the rest of your life
  
  Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect.
  Not too hard… not too soft.
- Sorry, what has been seen can’t be unseen.
- Can't tell if this is a joke.
So how's about that Kamala Harris for president? 🔵 🔵 🔵
What did I miss. I’m just seeing couch memes everywhere
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jd-vance-couch-cushion-story-hoax
  
  Thanks

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