Why was the computer late for work?

I love how this works on two levels:

1. The drive to the workplace was hard.
2. Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.

Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

Lucky it didn't have a solid state drive or it would've been fired due to no call no show.

Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.