Ok so I have my starting gear and two 500lb barrels of mayonnaise
I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.
I always have to justify it about a million games later but it's my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.
Just say it's gnomish and he made a teloscopic one.
Like so (26 ft)
I mean, just claim its a rope ladder, only good for going down, or a good grapple throw to go up.
Why stop at 10? Surely a 20' a-frame would be more useful. :)
The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than me by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!
The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.
* You feel your sins crawling on your back.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
That’s alright, I have no conscience so I’m not weighed down.
