1y ago

Watch out, guns. You're next.

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I got you fam:
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/06/09/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titanium-finish/
- Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
  
  It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
It's going to be gaymores next.
- You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?
I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT
- that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)
  
  Katanas = queer swords
  
  You slay, babe
  
  What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it's good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it's good enough for me.
  I seriously want Cloud's Sword Bike from Advent Children.
- Not when I'm done with it
- I would call it turgid
Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
- But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?
  
  I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?
https://tacticaltransition.com/product/ar-15-finishing-kit-rainbow-pvd-coated/
- Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?
  
  Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.
A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.
MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
- Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/
  
  That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!
Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.
- Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.
  
  I didn't know you can forage for swords.
Poking the same sex since 3300BC
slayyy ⚔️💑
Don't tell him about stainless tig welding
Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.
- Could just be a color casing process.
I didn't know they added swords to CS2
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
- This one gets around quite a lot.
- "## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month"
  That's not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up" (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What's Going On!)
  
  Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again
- Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!
I cast Scholar's Armanent
They're called chem-flames
Praise gaben
You bleed rainbows when cut.
First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?
Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

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