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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone spujb @lemmy.cafe 5mo ago

why tf you lying rule

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Wait until they find out that Billy is short for William
- Billium
  
  Also, Peggy is short for Margaret 🤯
  
  I have actually met someone named Billiam
  
  The lost element
- Sasha is short for Alexander (in Russian)
  
  And Slava is short for every other name
- Or Hank being short for Henry.
  
  pass me a henrykerchief would you my lad
  
  Also Buffy is short for Elizabeth
Jim is short for Jimothy.
Imagine not knowing it's short for Bobsworth
- Come on, now you are just pulling their leg. Everyone knows Bob's short for Bobhew!
- I thought it was short for Bobingtonbobiggles?
You're such a Dick, Richard.
- https://tenor.com/bfTzC.gif
- I'm not a Dick, Jen, that guy Dickson is a Dick.

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