The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargoIn my defense, Pallet Jack is a notoriously unruly guy..
He is unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To steer him would be to court death.
Unless he's Klaus
Klaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails
What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I'm not "certified"?
Then, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid
Lol ain't that the truth.
But I also don't do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!
You're hired!
What a loser
