gotta get inside their head

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Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes

Light cigarette

Bus will immediately appear
- Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.
  
  That's not how that works, don't be silly.
- good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit
"Honk honk bitches" just got me kicked out of the library
- Beep beep mother fuckers
City buses don't like to be lonely, that's why they travel in groups, especially if they are serving the same route.
- Long ago, busses traveled so closely in groups that there were mechanical linkages between each bus
  
  But then, everything changed when the cars attacked
- Also you could base a true random number generator on the bus timings.
Bitch I'm a bus.
- Do not cite the deep magic to me, Bus. I was there when it was written.
My rule of thumb for where I live, is that the bus can arrive in a range of -25% of route frequency to +100% of route frequency. Any longer and there is a 50% chance that the bus may never appeare.
Brrrrrr

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