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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone lelgenio @lemmy.ml 3w ago

Abandon all rule

Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"

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Dante, you say?
- Al, you say?
- TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
  
  YEAGH
- el exterminador de demonios
Al dentes inferno
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?

Always has been.
- Those are penne, though, not macaroni..
  
  Pennies don't burn like that though...?
That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.
The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...
Al Dead
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
- This guy constipates
  
  That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
- Just have a glass of water with it, k?
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories

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