Brushed

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Woah! Is this new?! I didn’t know he was making new ones!!
- Yeah quite regularly
They're also proud of their other son, the sanitation engineer.
- But they disowned their daughter, who took a job at Mopcorp
It's like nominative determinism but for appearance
- Mmhm! Yep. At least half of these words are English.
  
  Nominative determinism: destiny based on names
- Appearance is a social construct. In the modern day and age, you can take hormones and do other stuff to change your appearance
It's just a phase. Once Big Dental has used him up until he burns out, he'll do the most degrading painting work. If he's lucky, and doesn't end up in shoe cleaning or worse.
What it's like to ~~be a square because you didn't want to imitate the chaos your hippy parents put you through~~ chew 5 gum
Why did the mother brush have to have hairy armpits?
- Sorry, is this anthropomorphic paint brush not fuckable enough for you?
- Because artists must be mocked as dirty, unkept hippies. This trope has bothered my family of artists and I for years.
  For you new people. Artists look like your dad, or your school principal. Sometimes they look like hippies, but most people (not all!) who dress the part are not artists and very likey posers or hangabouts.
  
  This was drawn by an artist
- I meet someone once that made a point to never cut their armpit bush for some reason. I don’t know they seemed to treat it like some ideological mission… it was weird but like as long as you don’t stink?? I guess you gotta buy armpit shampoo or smh
  I think that laser hair removal is sane and modern way to deal with this stinky stuff
Instead everyone gets a subtext of "who did she cheat with?"
- They’re all brushes my dude.
  
  The floss back there isn't.
  
  So it would make just as much sense if a steel brush came out? Or a cylinder brush like for your dishes?
  What about a broom? Or do brooms not count as brushes?
  I think my thought process gets stuck on the fact that the parents both are brushes explicitly for paint, the same purpose but different form.
  My brain just wondered how you would get a tooth brush by crossing with a paint brush. Would the 'guy' have to be a dental scraper? My mind honestly went to silly places but apparently I hit a nerve.
  
  At least in English.
- Funny enough, I wasn't thinking that at all until you said something.

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