Morgue worker tried to steal sex doll from dead man's home for ‘evidentiary purposes'

FBI? Yeah, this guy right here

Hey, dude isn't into men, give him a break.

I know! Just screw the corpses like a self respecting perv.

He had to stick his own dick in it to find out

I wonder if families go out and bury it like this guy

r/confession • Chicken_Of_The_Year • 4d I threw a "adult-doll" along the roadside. There were media reports the next day.

Hi

I bought my adult-doll (xxx toy) a couple of years ago and hid it in the hunting room, hidden from my wife. Last year I decided to throw away the doll. It felt completely wrong to use it in secret from the wife.

Decided to get rid of the doll somewhere out in nature (Isn't room in a normal boss bin and it's embarrassing to take it to the landfill). Therefore had a spade to dig it into the forest. Drove off.. But I suddenly had bad timing and panicked and thus ended up throwing it on the side of the road.

Tragicomic as it all was, it ended up with the doll being found by people the next day. Someone who was on their way to work and got a little shock... It made headlines in the local newspaper, some regional and one national newspaper .. The DD was never traced back to me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1d6jvcn/i_threw_a_adultdoll_along_the_roadside_there_were/