I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis
Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."
"so are you going to finish what you started?"
It's a good thing I posted it here
Soda can? erection? Same thing!
He wouldn’t have caught such a beating if the erection hadn’t gotten even larger during the beating.
"stop resisti- wait wtf STOP ENJOYING IT"
THE PISTOL IS GETTING BIGGER, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
God gave you the boner that got your ass beat.
Nah, that was Waluigi
