1y ago

Discretion

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Discrete packaging always reminds me how a bicycle company made their shipping boxes look like smart TVs so package handlers wouldn't break them.
- What's even more important than discrete packaging is discreet packaging.
  
  My Spanish autocorrect thinks it knows English better than me. It is a little confused but its heart is in the right place.
Kinda sad that sex is still shamed today
- I dunno, it just find it funny
I think this needs to be asked, how well would that vehicle perform in a wind tunnel, compared to a Bulbasaur?
THURSBEZORGSERVICE
It's in a foreign language so no one will know
- Thuisbezorgservice means home delivery service in Dutch :)
  
  And the subtext "Wij komen altijd" means we always come and has a double meaning.
- My time to shine! It's in Dutch, it means "home delivery service".
- Honey, the Thursbezorg man is here!
  
  I didn't think he was coming until Satursbezorg!
I feel like this would be a popular service for sending anonymous joke gifts.
- This is an actual company, but idk if they actually have a van like this.
Imagine if this one was involved in a head-on collision with a vagina counterpart.
Fuckin' Holland, baby!
- It's the new tourism slogan!
  ...which makes the comma even more important than it already was 😄
Europeans are so weird about this sort of thing.
- How the fuck are you making this about nationality?
  
  Americans view Europeans in general as weirdly comfortable around sexuality. Which is I think just a side effect of Americans in general being bizarrely prudish around sexuality.
  
  … did you see the license plate? It’s definitely European. And all i’m saying is Europeans are so weirdly forward about sexuality for some reason, whether it be vans with giant dildos on them, or nudity on billboards. I’m not saying repression is good either, but there should be a balance.

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