But you wouldn't be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
44 0 ReplyDon't let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly...
But I wouldn't object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I'd be too dead.
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Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.
2 0 ReplyIt would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.
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Just gonna leave this here:
26 0 ReplyHad the same business idea when I saw this post.
5 0 ReplyThey are one drunk night idea away from making a key chain
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"Lifetime warranty"
Hopefully for the living relatives
2 0 ReplyA fucking neckless? Damn! You could gift it grandma before the time is up.
2 0 ReplyWe’re all neckless after being cremated.
But if we end up on a necklace, does that make it ironic?
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What if I get cremated before I die?
22 0 ReplyThen you get to participate in game night and be a disturbing anecdote.
19 0 ReplyI mean.. not MUCH before
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put my ashes in a snow globe.
Please, i think it would be funny.
14 0 ReplySnow globe from hell
2 0 Replyyou say that like it would even be noticeable. You would probably just think it's a weird nuclear fallout snowglobe type thing, until you flipped it over and looked at the bottom. Or dropped it.
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That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀
11 0 ReplyThe great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes
8 0 ReplyDifferent-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don't eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you're only going to be a 3-minutes!
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And if you stuck a dagger in it it would cause everyone to turn into sand zombies.
5 0 Replynot that big with water cremation I think. still quite big. it doesnt have any box ash with you. or you could make plenty of lityle ones for the whole extended family
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Can't tell if gruesome or wholesome :S
8 0 ReplyYoo new business idea for my parents. they can sell "luxury" hourglasses with my ashes.
6 0 ReplyOr a stepping stone! I wanna be a stepping stone! You can mix ashes into concrete and it makes it stronger depending on the amount.
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Dad's last pranks: the eggs are too hard
4 0 ReplyWell, now I'm sad. Thanks.
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