And then you get hooked on it and start using it for real

I know this is a joke but for anyone reading: Linux has many advantages and is great but is NOT immune to viruses or exploits.

Though there are very few of them... at least regarding virurses.
- That isn't true at all.
  Source: My job is hardening Linux servers against cyber security threats.

did..did you really started using linux because of porn?

Of course not, it was because I really liked this girl, and she used Linux too.
- GNU/rizz
- lmao, this is unironically the reason one of my exs stared using Linux. Because I kept hyping it up so he figured it was a good bonding activity to learn it. To my knowledge he still uses it.
- goals
Takes all types I guess.
But maybe take OP's distro recommendations with a grain of salt...
- I use Void BTW.
It was not a hard choice.
- I mean, I'd wager it specifically was a hard choice.
I mean, if OP is going to the type of websites that have that significant of a risk of hacking him, he's pretty deep into the depravity.
That’s… quite the dedication. I personally just never downloaded things or ran random executables from porn sites, but hey… who am I to judge, I guess
- There's always a risk of JavaScript breaking out of the sandbox and crap like that. Browser vendors do their best to protect against things like that but security is often a trade-off for speed and people like fast software, not to mention browsers are huge and complex and they're going to have vulnerabilities. A browser's whole job is to execute remote untrusted code, do you trust it that much to be flawless?
  ...... I mean, I don't but I use it anyway so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
- virus.exe has downloaded - Kalm
  Wine opens up - Panik!

Btw, news and software sites are scarier in malvertising than porn sites.

Remember when Forbes loaded malware onto people's computers after demanding they turn off their ad blockers? Cause I sure do.
- Oh wow, I hadn't heard of this before but boy oh boy

Okay, serious question: which distro is the best for watching Pr0n? One that can handle multiple video streams with out slowing down would be great.

C'mon you nerds, help a degenerate out!

Any distro, I don't think there's a difference in this case
Boot off a live media every time you want to watch it
- What about a VM in Windows?
- They're clearly asking about performance not security
- TAILS
Tail OS.
Why would you need multiple video streams for that?
Gentoo
Not fedora, i had issues playing any Video file with the standart install. Something openh264 related

The real Linus Tech Tips (now with 100% less sexual harrassment).

The hook is being able to load it onto SBC and selfhosted servers without the hassle of buying a license to an OS and being also to configure it in a way beyond what someone in Redmond or Cupertino intended.

Cringe

Shhhh. Let people enjoy things

Sweet times, when I made malware running with WINE.

Wasn't there a story about bug found in kernel because some malware kept crashing in wine?
- Yeah, I think I can remember...
- Lol, this is too funny to be real 🤣🤣🤣.
  On the other hand, you really can't make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣.