Get railed in a sundress season
Get railed in a sundress season
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Isn't one of their big rules "Be fruitful and multiply"?
I take that to mean getting railed in sundresses is perfectly christian.
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And by be fruitful and multiply he clearly meant, only having sex with the lights out, under the covers, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.
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Only if it involves getting nailed while on a cross
Yeah I'm going to hell.
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I'll keep you company, I laughed
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imagine getting nailed so hard they make 4 extra holes
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I can practically hear the rattle of pearls being clutched and gasps of indignation. How much you want to bet Bonnie was getting hers when she was young but that was "just in fun" or "she didn't know better but does now"?
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Bonnie sure as shit isn't wearing pearls to clutch. Maybe clutching her Hallmark locket with a picture of her favorite Hummel figurine inside it.
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Bonnie wishes she had a pearl necklace.
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I guess Bonnie made it to age 60 being a virgin and pleasing God somehow, and wishes that desolate solitary misery on everybody else
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being a virgin and pleasing God somehow
Well, there's a reason they say that the most powerful position is on your knees..
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I just wonder why it needs to be a certain season, and why a sundress is required.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Just saying…I never needed to wear a sundress, and it never needed to be a certain season.
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I think it's worth reminding people of the amazing song "God is a Freak", by Peach PRC
God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
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If he didn't like it, he wouldn't have invented getting railed in a sundress.
« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »