Most useless superhero accessory
Most useless superhero accessory
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Think about doing an escort quest where the NPC walks at 25% your speed and how irritating it is to have to keep waiting for them. Now imagine the NPC moves at %0.0025 or your speed instead. If he ever wants to travel with any companions, this might be more to protect his sanity than anything.
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He could just pick up the npc. Not like he's never been shown to accelerate mere mortal fleshbags to relativistic speeds almost instantaneously.
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Those assassins creed flashbacks, oh my god
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The bike's just for impressing the ladies. That's the greatest superpower of them all!
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In the comic he loses his/the speedforce. Could imagine it was from that, but deep down I know it was just a toy companytrying to sell parents junky toys.
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Like Spiderman's car
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I dunno. I think this is good for Flash. To paraphrase SolidJJ:
Flash: So, to you, I'm moving faster than the speed of sound, circling the globe. But to me, that's walking. Just. Walking. For like a year.
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I mean, he probably still gets tired
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He gets two tired
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He needs it to get to Chipotle when he's very low on energy
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Shadow the hedgehog also has a bike. Although Shadow's bike is dope as fuck
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so not useless
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For when he needs to go slower.
Like Eskimos use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing. -
You reminded me that when I was 6 I had a dream where Superman showed me his new car.
(Not a car for Clark Kent, a SuperMobile.)
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Lol why the duck does it have fists? Imagine being smacked by a plane flying past you?
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I've seen the super speed running effect in the movie. The bike is slower, but at least the other superheroes won't take the piss when he uses it.
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I'm sure his legs get tired from all that running.
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do the velocities add up? If so there is still some mild gain.
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Wait till you see his van.
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A more appropriate bike would have Delorean capabilities
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Can't even go offroad.
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All that runnin' around has gotta get tiring after a while though, no?
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What do you think his shoes are made of though
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Speed.
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Tiny motorcycles
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You all don’t realize he pedals it
That would be a great idea. I mean, I am more than twice as fast on a bike than by foot and I can drive more than 10 times as far. Just imagine what Flash could accomplish with a bike
Now I’m picturing Flash pedalling his mountain bike to punch Darkseid in the face
I would assume the rubber and maybe even medal would all melt. Not to mention how hard it would be to control.
He moves it from location to location, piece by piece.