I can fix her!
I can fix her!
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These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.
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"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".
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Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.
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Fix what? There's nothing to fix.
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The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I'd expect more for my blood sacrifice.
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Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.
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6 Killometers away
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refreshes
5 Kilometers away
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And decreasing…
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EU males go brrrrrr
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TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!
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Worth it.
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What's there to fix?
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Those fake eyebrows, for starters.
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.... Go on..
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Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.
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Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
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Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe...
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Where is there humor here?
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The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death
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Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.
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I thought the point was to cut her date with it.
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I'm in. When?
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Fairly soon... she's only 6km away.
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Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest IMO.
Nah you just picky mate,