Safe AF

"Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?"

The only right answer is:

"I mean she's not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can't talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she's fine."

"Not as hot as you, obviously."

Her friend is Megan Fox...
- My friend, have you seen Megan Fox lately?
  It might be time to update your reference for hotness
- clears throat I said not as cute as her.
- That's when you throw in "I mean I can see why you'd think so if you like that sort of thing".
Careful how you deliver that "obviously."

I'd say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That's a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.

Not always My gf is bi and will actively send me pictures of models of characters calling them hot and asking if I think they are It's pretty nice to have a gf that you can actively call people hot too
- I'm bi and every relationship I've had was like this. Drooling over people and characters together is just something I like to do in relationships. It's a fun bonding activity. Plus it's weirdly good for my self confidence for somebody to be drooling over somebody else who even I know is hot as fuck but they still clearly want to be with me more.
- I suppose I didn't consider swinging it from that angle.
In my unfortunate experience, chicks who are jealous and play these games will also cheat on you.

My wife asked me if I thought an actress on television was pretty, I simply told her they don't put ugly people on tv

Also safe AF 👍.
From my experince, any answer that doesn't directly confirm or deny is a safe answer.

Meh. Elbows too pointy.

Use Kelvin and everything is hot

"Thank GOD, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed! I've been dying over here trying not to say anything."

Honesty is the best answer. So yeah she's hot.

With this gif:

Yeah she's hot but not as dirty in bed as you

I mean....she's not fat..

Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off

“She seems like she’s conventionally attractive, but subjectively, she’s not my type.”

Good 👍. A lot of long complicated words in there! Leaves room for interpritation!

"She's beautiful but not my type, because she's not you"

Look at GF for a few seconds Then say ‘Babe, we need to talk’

I can never keep track of all of her friend's names anyway, so I wouldn't know who she was talking about.

What do you want for dinner?

Well, would you look at the time? I'm late for my... walking ten miles in one direction appointment!

Doesn't look feverish...