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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 1w ago

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LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungry

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you're doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk
- How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean "chronically"?
  
  1 Bad at summing things up
  
  7 Have a hard time counting numbers
  
  4 Firstly, forgetting when what happened.
  
  Let me sum it up for you:
  
  Sorry, this comment hasn't left me disappointed AT ALL.
  
  Fuck, at least I tried
  
  I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re
  
  ally long salami that was shoved ins
  
  ide an oven wrapped in dough for 20 minutes at 2
  
  I thought it might be a cute way to say they'd be a waste of time and money.
  
  Uses Too Many Big Words
  
  Contention
  
  Travelled back in time and the past is shite.
  
  The person may wish to be disappointed one disappointed at the time and would be disappointed to have disappointing flashbacks to previous disappointments. This person wishes to be disappointed by the disappointments in chronological order.
  
  I don't know if this makes any sense but at least I learnt to spell disappointed
- Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

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