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I thought the fucker had died already.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
55 0 ReplyHe's died a few dozen times. He just won't stay dead.
12 0 ReplyPlot armor.
6 0 ReplyNo one's found his phylactery.
7 0 ReplyMust be buried in one of Iraq's oilfields
5 0 ReplyAnyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
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I remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old.
He also has no pulse. No, really.
9 0 ReplyHe has a pulse now: "On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia." He was pulseless for 15 months though.
3 0 ReplyHoly crap, why is that so horrifying
1 0 ReplyCheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
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Obscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
5 0 ReplyGetting new hearts on demand is Cheney's secret to longevity.
3 0 ReplyThey are delicious and nutritious
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