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That's right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it's a fact that this is a major part of Barbie's diet.
9 0 ReplyWhen she's really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them.
Ken doesn't know why, either.
3 0 ReplyEspecially since Ken canonically does not have genitals.
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My brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.
2 0 ReplySmae!!! LoL
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