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willing to bet the driver of the tiny truck has a bigger... ahem
Fuel range? Yea probably
It's penis. He means penis. Like, probably the length and girth of his penis. No one ever mentions penis color or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys), just always the size.
or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys)
how would you know?
It's a jeep thing
It’s a jeep thing
you mentioned that. my questions was how would you know that?
It's a thing jeep
I eent to buy a jeep last year and the dealer said he had to inspect my shaft and pubes before he'd let me on the lot. Didn't wind up buying one, the market adjustments were outrageous!
He probably didn't take yaw into account
He has seen a Jeep penis. Where did you think vehicles come from?
Not the person you asked. It's a joke. That's jeeps stupid slogan.
oh. well, thanks for clarifying, anyway
Sigh. Look, if you've never been to a jeep consortium, that's just how it goes. Hairy things flopping all over, kindof like a rave with more roll bars. I never want to see that much pubic hair again in my life.
waves hands External spare wheel, spare pubes. All connected.
Yes I know it was a joke
It’s Joe Biden’s fault that my truck gives shitty gas mileage
Thanks Obama /s
CAFE was enacted in 1975
Body shaming is not okay.
In this case it’s not about body shaming but about shaming a means of compensation. Also it’s not really a literal take. “Big dick energy” has nothing do with actual dick size. And being a “Karen” has nothing to with a persons actual name or gender.
Neither is trashing the climate with pointlessly big vehicles just to compensate for whatever insecurities they have. We need to either tax or regulate these stupid vehicles back to a reasonable and safe size.
You agree that body shaming is not okay and yet you contribute to it. Why?
We are criticizing the cult of toxic masculinity, not body types.
who did that?
Not sure if you're serious but i will answer as if you were.
A common attack against people with large trucks is that they have a large truck to compensate having a small penis. This implies having a small penis is bad/unacceptable. This is obvious body shaming but also contributes to toxic masculinity.
Both of these are unacceptable.There are many alternative ways to talk shit without playing into these kinds of comments and TBH, the compensation comments have been used so much and are so obviously baseless that they don't hit very hard, IMO.
well, i didn't actually say that, and i'm not responsible for others filling in the blanks with their own negative thoughts. as you can see, several others actually managed to conclude something different.
don't blame the Rorschach test because you see something you don't like.
Disingenuous to the point of absurdity
that's exactly what blaming me for something i didn't say is
It was implicit. If you can't deal with being called out on your rhetoric, perhaps you shouldn't use it.
Body shaming is dumb and so is owning such a huge truck.
you're projecting your own insecurities onto me and making yourself angry over something you imagined. I a not to blame for things your imagination does.
work out your problems with a professional, not by attacking random internet strangers.
This is hilarious to read, my guy.
Listen, you said what you said. Own up to it and learn, or don't and move on. But you really don't have to sit there and dig yourself even more into the shit. You sound silly.
What sounds silly is people insisting I said something other than I did when my comments are right there for anyone to see.
Blocked. User has nothing useful to contribute and will argue in bad faith when called out.
At least I won’t be hearing anymore from you.
I didn't actually say it I just heavily implied it 🤓
But the body on right is so much bigger, and takes up so much wasted space!
The smaller body on the left is more fuel efficient too.
Plus, body shaming when you're ugly and useless like that is okay.
Wow hot take
The driver of the second truck definitely has a bigger.. autoloan
And potentially family. It's a 4 door truck. It's a transportation vehicle with a bed and slightly greater towing capacity than a sedan. Lot of suburban dads have these.
Trucks gotta be the most uncomfortable family vehicle lmao
I'm a tiny-truck-lover, and want one badly, but my family's big 'murica truck is waaaay more comfortable than my current sedan :( Unrelated, but do tiny work trucks come with Bluetooth now?
Damn I hated riding in the back of my dad's Silverado. I'm almost 6ft and I can comfortably fit behind myself in the back seat of my impreza. The new Maverick looks like a pretty cool small truck option
Eh, your cheaper compact sedans are comparable. It's definitely not great, but good enough. The front seats are comfortable, at least.
Smol one can tow stupid ugly one. What do you need to tow, that is heavier that stupid ugly one?
Death wish? I love kei trucks but I fear getting into a mash up in one of them.
*nervous laughter in cyclist*
Exactly. Death wish is inversely proportional to vehicle size.
Better to get the one that's specifically designed to kill toddlers then. If children have to die so you can be less scared of a "mash up" then it's all worth it.
specifically designed to kill toddlers
"Lead designer to ensure child lethality" is such a badass job title.