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I was going to be creamated but I think me in resin, in a battle crouch, brandishing a sword, nude, is the way to go.
47 0 ReplyIf I had that I would invite all the religious door to door dipshits to come in for a coffee
11 0 Replythis might be the only way to keep them from coming back.
2 0 ReplyAnswering the door naked holding Aragorn's Sword works
1 0 Replynot... unless they cosplay as elves.
2 0 ReplyYour flogic intrigues me.... Go on :)
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Try to die at your best then because the idea of my grampa posing like that isn’t exactly alfa manhood material...
8 0 Replyoh no, Its gonna be old and gross
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you'll still decompose and turn all sorts of freaking nasty.
2 0 ReplySee I want it the other way around, cremated, placed in a resin Keychain, then given out to my friends and family.
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