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Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?
Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?
#checkmate
I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.
Even then, I'm probably just going to assume it's some weird sex thing and I don't kink shame...
I really wish women could just say "how dare you!"
Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊
I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.
That's fucking hilarious!
I am 1000% sure they're prepared for this because they've heard it a billion times already.
You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.
Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you're pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
I don't think they've used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?
Pretty certain they're all microwave backscatter scanners.
And anyway it's a customer service gate agent we're taking about, not the TSA.
What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?