So you don't have a doctor's note?

That whole requiring documentation to say you don’t need documentation is so absolutely drunken with power maliciousness.

Worked at an airport. The worst part of the job was dealing with the bullshit of TSA. Bunch of useless, self important pricks given unjust authority to harass individuals who are just trying to travel for some performative bullshit designed to soothe the minds of racists.

I'm pissed on her behalf!

Need documentation over 28 weeks, kay, sure, that's stupid bullshit on its own, but whatevs.

But she's not. And then they fucking wheedle her.

Fuck off. 24 weeks. Conversation over. Shut the fuck up and do your job.

By the time that exchange is half way through, I've already been wrestled to the floor by an air marshall.

"Oh, hang on, silly me: I forgot I actually just had a massive, massive breakfast. Can I get on the flight now please?"

I felt that woman's rage building up just from reading that

Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?

Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?

#checkmate

From the makers of ‘Please respond if you want to come to the party’.

- So are you coming to the party? You didn’t respond

It's easy to be chill when you're not the one being disrespected.

I know this isn't relevant to the post, but why do you need a doctor note for 'any' amount of weeks?

Honestly, if I were her I'd be at least a bit miffed at the boyfriend at that point, for undermining my righteous fury.

I think she handled this brilliantly. I'd have only changed the last intrraction.

"No. I am only 24 weeks pregnant. Do I need documentation if I'm only 24 weeks pregnant?"

wtf do you need documentation for? god, fuck everything about flying

I feel this in my very soul. Today I had a work communication from an outside group that my team has a "streamlined" submittal process. The purpose of the streamlining is to reduce the number of documents we have to share and review to save time.

The request came asking for additional documents for a recent submittal and stated that it was their policy since the beginning of the year (I have had multiple submittals since then and this was the first time hearing this). I replied that I would be happy to submit the requested documents, but also directed them to their own guidance document saying that the extra documents were not required.

Their response came back that the documents aren't required, and that they weren't going to review them, but they still wanted them anyways to just put in the files. I about lost my shit because that's functionally the same as being required! I asked if this was from the beginning of the year why is this the first I'm hearing about it?

"Oh we forgot we were now requesting them."

Wait until some brilliant MBA comes up with the idea to charge an extra baggage fee up to 28 weeks and an extra passenger after

I use "are you calling me a liar?" which is probably more effective in the UK than the US.

I know, it's really annoying when you just want war and someone helps you out to fix it all

I mean, it kinda makes sense? I doubt you can see the difference confidently between 24 and 28 weeks, and what if the person was lying? Idk what their policy is, but if she was lying and something went wrong, it might cause problems for the agent.

To all my German fellas: This could literally be a Loriot sketch.

Did the boyfriend need documentation proving he's not 28-weeks pregnant?

Good for her bf. I would've been like "she said she was 24 weeks not 28, she doesn't need a note."

yes I have a note from my doctor, saying I don't like to shuck kawk. Does that count?

Hey, you look pregnant ... are you?

wtf any ways, you should check your health to take any flights, more if you are pregnant woman.

Lmao: I wanted to say only "pregnant woman" but I said it in other way XD Sorry. I've already edited the comment

that airline agent would have tasted my fist so quick