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  • You seem rather upset by a silly joke.

    Are you ok?

    • You: "people I take issue with are all couch fuckers"

      Me: "actually that doesn't make sense"

      You: "wow you sure are upset!"

      • Ah, very upset. Are you offended on behalf of a couch?

      • Let's check, maybe?

        Would you identify as a conservative?

        If American, are you planning on voting for Harris?

        • No fucking clue what this is

          • You don't speak English?

            Do. YOU. Identify. As. A. Conservative?

            If you are eligible to vote in the US presidential election, will you vote Harris or Trump?

            See if you're a conservative voting American, you're probably just lying in your earlier comments, and are in fact bothered by the weird behaviours of "your" guys (like fucking couches), unlike what you claimed to the other person mere comments ago.

            So. Would you identify as a conservative?

            Because if you do, you're trying to "defend your team" from being mocked, instead of "just tired of the joke".

            Simple. But you're not gonna answer the questions, and we all know why.

            • and we all know why.

              Yeah because it's a stupid question

              • So you do identify as a conservative, got offended about the couch fucking jokes, but aren't so brain-rotted that you still realise to try to avoid admitting to being a conservative.

                Like I said earlier, you won't be able to answer, and then we'll all know. :) (which we already did, but...)

                • You got nothing right in any way. But don't let that stop you from pretending you know anything or that any fucking thing you concluded here even makes sense in the fucking slightest.

                  Your braindeadedness stopped you from finding such incredibly difficult to find evidence such as: https://lemmy.world/comment/11873351

                  It would've taken you precious moments to find that. Moments you could spend irrationally blathering on in someone's inbox about how they're obviously a trumpist moron because a joke is stupid and they dared to point it out.

                  You're pathetic. My dog demonstrates more intelligence than you did.

                  • Still refuse to answer simple, direct questions.

                    Like the other poster said; very upset it is.

                    • Maybe because I don't need to answer to some fuckwit about something I said days ago and the dipshit conclusions they jumped to. The context clues lead you somewhere else, and the easily found evidence which I gave you tells you a different story, but you ignore all that. Go the fuck away

                      • I feel like you're upgrading from very upset to extremely upset.

                        I can't imagine why you wouldn't say "no I don't identify as a conservative" when politely asked, unless you actually do, which explains why you're offended at the jokes about sofasexuals.

                        You do you man. Your answers do tell a story, and I don't think it's the one you think it is.

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