Sperm.

This is so weird, I would think it's a parody or false flag.

But no, apparently it's true.

Same energy as the Trump diapers and ear patches.

Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.

This CANNOT be real. Even the MAGA cult would refuse to do such a thing. Even if the cups are empty, it's unimaginably weird. I can only accept it as a quick joke between 5-6 people that took some photos and ended after a few minutes. Not as something organized.

They have nothing, so now they're digging through the couch cushions.

…found at JDs Sperm Clinic…

J.D. Vance dresses in drag, thought he was gay, and expirements sexually. No doubt the Republicans are doing this to show solidarity for the LGBT community; cause this is pretty gay.

I guess they’re squeezing JD Vances sperm out from couch cushions?

Wearing diapers? Sticking maxi pads on their ears? Now carrying some sample cups?

TF is wrong with the people?

This is Cuck behavior.

It's amazing what you can find in your couch cushions.

All I see here is proof that those MAGA folk love themselves some of that Bad Dragon cum lube.

How can GTA 6 ever top that?

Conservatives are so fucking gross.

I feel genuinely bad for these people. I couldn't imagine even being half as stupid as they are

Nothings funnier and straighter than a ton of men carrying around another guys sperm in a cup in public. /s

What's with the sperm fetish?

Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum, others want to donate Vance sperm to needy liberals (how compassionate of them, for a change).

Collected from a campaign bus couch I assume.

Everyday the movie Idiocracy gets more prophetic.

If anyone needs to decide not to have families, it's these people.

This is well past weird...it's fucking creepy at this point

Is this real?

So we can't make fun of the upholstery burn marks on Vance's junk, but the freaks are carrying mock sperm to weird us out?

Dear Americans, eat your rich, have a revolution, institute term limits for all public offices, or do something else. But please: sort your shit out.

They've somehow managed to go far beyond "bat shit crazy", they're in unnamed territory now.

No way this can be true.

Someone should go over there and when they gleefully offer such a cup, just take it and chug it.

Then explain you had better, since it had some weird leather taste to it.

It’s not a political party, it’s a cult. Completely unhinged

and they don't want to be called weird lmao

Just so I get it right, they don’t even want trump’s sperms. Get ready to hear “I have the best ejaculation” speech at next cult rally

I don't even know what to say. What is wrong with these people?

They say a VP doesn't have much to do.

I suppose filling endless collection cups with his sperm while in office would be an option.

Straight from the couch?

Very normal and very cool, the best people are saying definitely not a cult

I want it to be AI... but it's not.

Totally not a cult!

Most folks find change between their couch cushions, but I guess this is what you're left with after Vance visits...

I bet those "we shouldn't blow up the planet" types are feeling pretty silly right now.

I'm sorry, they are doing what now? I don't believe I read this correctly....especially not on The Onion's site. And they somehow don't see anything weird about this?