simpsonsshitposting
- Clarence Thomas
Alt text: The original still is of Grandpa Simpson, who the family believes to be going senile, pointing at a birdbath and screaming "Death!!" thinking it's death. The text has been replaced to show him screaming "Unconstitutional!" at the birdbath, and the title is "Clarence Thomas"
- A Classic Ad
Alt text:
Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
- My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
In the Oregon Voting Pamphlet.
This is not an endorsement, this is a Simpsons joke.
- Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack
cross-posted from: https://dubvee.org/post/1149097
> Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack > > Image description: Homer Simpson runs a red light at a 4-way intersection, and multiple cars slam on their brakes to avoid an accident. He waves out the window and yells "It's alright, I'm running for president" and drives away. > >
