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Mild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first.

Mild Curse: Every time you get into an empty elevator the smell of diarrhea emits from the walls. The smell stays until five minutes after you leave.

Mild Curse: Autocorrected text can't be adjusted

Mild curse: Every time you shake hands with someone, their palms are slightly sticky.

Mild curse: Your underwear is always slightly twisted to one side, just enough that you can feel it out of place.

Mild Curse: Anytime I beatbox badly, you hear it no matter where you are.

Minor curse of melancholy (extended)

Mild Curse: Your immune system's ciculatory function is passive. You'll have to walk frequently to maintain your health.

Mild Curse: Your saliva is mildly acidic and will corrode your teeth if you do nothing to prevent it.

Mild Curse: Once you reach a certain age, you will become slightly weaker every day, kind of like Benjamin Button but in reverse.

Mild Curse: You are burdened with the perception of your supply chain footprint.

Mild Curse: GDP per capita is rising faster than your income.

Mild Curse: You can't interpret or remember expiration dates.

Mild Curse: Every annoying sound you make is 15% louder than it was before.

Mild Curse: One morning per year, a mildly demonic voice in your head gives you the names of two unusually good people who are going to die horribly.

Mild Curse: There is a 2cm^2 patch of animal coat that grows from the center of your forehead. It's made of guard hairs with a fur undercoat, like a wolf.

Mild Curse: You can gift animals with human intelligence and the ability to communicate with you. It will reduce their lifespan by half and they'll know what you did.

Mild Curse: you're a mild vampire.

Mild Curse: One eyelid twitches repeatedly when you're both nervous and speaking to one or more people.

Mild Curse: Every time you and someone else hurt each others feelings, it improves both of your healths and extends your lifespans.