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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life,

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Mild Curse: You can see vividly the last few minutes of any animals life by touching it, but only if it's tragic and unavoidable.

Mild Curse: Your clothing has Benjamin Button's disease: its condition approaches that of a new garment until it's reduced to its raw components suddenly.

Mild Curse: Anything you can stub your toe on moves slightly, silently and imperceptibly when you turn out the lights.

Mild curse: once in a while, you get a slight pain somewhere on your skin like you have a sliver, but you can't find anything there. The pain fades after a few minutes.

Mild Curse: When you read c/mildcurses, all new posts are about wet socks

Mild Curse: you hit every red light. Always.

Mold curse: I curse you as well as three generations of your descendants with an inconvenient falling onion

Mild curse: Everything you say comes across sarcastically

Mild Curse: Your phone volume resets to 100% whenever a new sound or notification plays.

Mild curse : Hair

Mild Curse: One's field of research keywords get hijacked by some popular and completely irrelevant thing

Mild Curse: You can never remember if you locked the door. If you go back to check it, it's locked. If you don't, it's unlocked.

Mild Curse: while your armpits don't sweat any more than usual for the conditions, it's not always equal and varies randomly.

Mild Curse: Your pay is always off by a small, but noticeable amount. Your employer is swift to correct it immediately when you complain.

Mild Curse: you can tell the number and type of insect parts in food after you've eaten it, but only if it was below the legal maximum.

Mild Curse: Every fifth chew, you feel grit in your teeth.

Mild Curse: One gets a habit of checking competitor's prices AFTER a purchase and find things slightly cheaper in other places

Mild Curse: One's hair and nails grow two times faster on one side than on the other

Mild curse: Your pillow is always just a little too warm on both sides.

Mild Curse: Every time you start your computer there is a 12% chance that after 12-120 minutes a bunch (1-50?) of desktop geese start swarming the screen (they are very imperformant)