Improvised birth contrule

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At least he got blown
No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.
- No, that's an IED. You're thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren't discriminated against.
  
  No, that's DEI, you're thinking of a desktop application for software development
- improvise unexploded device.
- Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way
Improvised Uterine Device
Hah. I think this is pretty good.
- Pick a vowel, any vowel - they're all the same...
If you're gonna be my lover, you'd best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.

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